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[alphawho]

Sup. Can't reply, so, y'know, do the message thing and if I don't hate you I'll probably text you or something.

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[soldierinblack]

You sure have been quiet since we last talked. That's a first.

[alphawho]

youve been avoidng me since u noped the fuck out the bar and info chased you

wtf was that abt anyway

[soldierinblack]

Because that was my boyfriend you were fucking around with.

But that's not why I'm contacting you.

[alphawho]

wtf no like sorry but whkelat thhe actuol fuckkkk sorry what the fuck ifo booths ur bf wtf is this wtf does that have to do w moody stormy you back tf up

[protective_logic]

The twins want you to come over for dinner.

[alphawho]

...Oh.

Um. But. Do you want me over for dinner?

[protective_logic]

You are our brother, whether I like it or not.

[alphawho]

...'Kay, I wasn't expecting that. You were pretty firmly on the 'not brother' side.

Is this like a democratic vote where the majority of the siblings wanted this? Because I don't wanna...make things weirder than they already are. As unbelievable as that sounds.

[protective_logic]

I know it's a few days late because of... well, things happening but... Happy belated birthday.

[alphawho]

...Huh? Birthday? Did you get the wrong number by accident?

[protective_logic]

No. Your birthday was always on the second. Theta's birthday is today, which is why I remembered.

[alphawho]

...Oh. Didn't know the little guy's birthday was--I mean obviously I didn't know his--

My birthday is November second?

[protective_logic]

I'm going to ask a favor of you, and you'll win about a hundred thousand sibling bonus points, redeemable for me not making a fuss about pretty much anything ever again if you can just come through for me on this and not pry in to the why of it.

[alphawho]

...Christ this is important then. Um, lay it on me, then.

[protective_logic]

I need a place to crash Wednesday night. I'm going out drinking with a friend, and I don't want to go home wasted.

[alphawho]

Oh well then yeah you can crash on my couch, no big deal. Friend not letting you crash on theirs?

Late Night Wednesday 11/11 [Backdated]

[protective_logic]

Had tooooo Zom-thingies. And water. Very spinny world. Is okay. Sharing a cab with friend. He gave address.

[Attached: An amazingly correct address for one 'TC']

Gonna couch. Said I shud tell a brobro. Telling you. Not explodey. All uth olds are plodiy. Lame's what are. But if dispear, went there. Get me. Okay. Bye First.

[protective_logic]

I need advice.

[alphawho]

Must be serious if you're coming to me. Lay it on me.

[protective_logic]

Honestly I have had problems with the others.

Have you ever had to explain to someone that their attentions are appreciated but you don't think you want things to go where they want them to.

[alphawho]

You wanna let someone down easy even if you're kinda flattered. Okay. [Tch he is not answering the question of course not.] Best thing to do is to be really, really blunt about how you feel and what your expectations are. Like, you don't have to be a dick about it, just leave no room for misinterpretation. State it firmly.

[baruthumos]

Did you get the box?

[alphawho]

Uh. Yeah, I. I uh, I got a box. Of. goodies.

[baruthumos]

I don't actually know what Gamma got you. He was laughing pretty hard. So I hope it's not something obnoxious.

Kids were real excited about it, though.

[alphawho]

It's okay, I think I like the brat's sense of humor. When I understand it.

I um. I'm surprised you're getting in touch with me. Kinda thought you still hated me.