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[alphawho]

Sup. Can't reply, so, y'know, do the message thing and if I don't hate you I'll probably text you or something.

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[soldierinblack]

You sure have been quiet since we last talked. That's a first.

[alphawho]

youve been avoidng me since u noped the fuck out the bar and info chased you

wtf was that abt anyway

[soldierinblack]

Because that was my boyfriend you were fucking around with.

But that's not why I'm contacting you.

[alphawho]

wtf no like sorry but whkelat thhe actuol fuckkkk sorry what the fuck ifo booths ur bf wtf is this wtf does that have to do w moody stormy you back tf up

[soldierinblack]

What the fuck are you even typing right now?

I'm messaging you to talk about whether or not you want to run a DNA test, not about the bullshit you did with 'Info Booth.'

[alphawho]

no were ttly talking about how floridas ur bf this is complete news to me holy shit

sorry didnts realize anyone could stand that much creepy that long

[soldierinblack]

You really care that much about the guy I'm fucking? Seriously?

He's not creepy all the time.

[alphawho]

apparently not if ur fucking him jfc my mind is blown

[soldierinblack]

Yes. I'm fucking him. Big whoop. Jealous?

[alphawho]

no just amazed and a lil creeped out and shit

what is he like when hes not here is he like an actual normal person or something

normal far as mercs go

[soldierinblack]

He brings me the skins of his enemies and sips on what's left of them as we watch soap operas and paint each other's toe nails.

Like hell I'm telling you about my private life.

[alphawho]

the fact that I cant tell if ur fuckin with me r not should be weirder than it is

[soldierinblack]

Here, I'll make it simple. I'm fucking with you.

[alphawho]

no but like im saying that if you werent and you said that id still believe you is p telling

[soldierinblack]

Okay.

So do you want a DNA test or not? Stop being a little bitch and talking about bullshit.

[alphawho]

1st you accuse me of not talking to u when you were avoiding me then u bring up infos your bf and then its me talking bs o I c how it is

what would a test entail

[soldierinblack]

Giving me a piece of your hair or a swab sample. And if you don't want to voluntarily give one up, I'll send Info Booth after you.

[alphawho]

what ru gonna pay him to make a job of me

shit that sounded wrong

[soldierinblack]

Short answer? Yes.

So choose carefully.

[alphawho]

thats dumb why would you even pay him to grab some hair or whatev

[soldierinblack]

Because you're being an asshole.

Except a visit from him soon, cockbite.

[alphawho]

so by choose you meant hes coming after me no matter what anyway oh ok wtf bitch

[soldierinblack]

You weren't choosing, you were stalling. So I chose for you.

[alphawho]

I was asking how this goes like wtf do I have to go somewhr what r they matching to do I get a note back like sum you are the father type shit only brother I guesss or like wtf do you even want from me im just a fuckin bartender

[soldierinblack]

Florida has somewhere he'll send it off to be run and he'll deliver the results. That's it.