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[alphawho]

Sup. Can't reply, so, y'know, do the message thing and if I don't hate you I'll probably text you or something.

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[protective_logic]

I'm going to ask a favor of you, and you'll win about a hundred thousand sibling bonus points, redeemable for me not making a fuss about pretty much anything ever again if you can just come through for me on this and not pry in to the why of it.

[alphawho]

...Christ this is important then. Um, lay it on me, then.

[protective_logic]

I need a place to crash Wednesday night. I'm going out drinking with a friend, and I don't want to go home wasted.

[alphawho]

Oh well then yeah you can crash on my couch, no big deal. Friend not letting you crash on theirs?

[protective_logic]

It's complicated and I don't trust the guy enough for that. He's helping me get drunk, and then sending me home in a cab. I just need somewhere to hang out. Sober up.

[alphawho]

Is it like a coworker or... I mean you don't strike me as someone who generally gets socially drunk much but what would I know.

[protective_logic]

I don't get socially drunk much.

[alphawho]

I shouldn't be asking questions anyway, like why me and not anyone else like another brother or Tex or Maine. So. Yeah, you need a couch and water and breakfast or something then I'm your guy. No problem.

[protective_logic]

I only said don't ask why. So I didn't remember to forbid you from other things. My fault. But thank you for not asking. I can cover breakfast. Only fair. But I woudl need to know where to go.

[alphawho]

Nah I'll cook you something. Or throw a box of cereal at your face. And yeah hold on I'll text you the address.
[And attached soon after, said address.]

[protective_logic]

You can cook?

[alphawho]

Depends on the definition of cooking.

[protective_logic]

Now I'm curious.

[alphawho]

I can cook basic fucking meals okay, what is this, an interrogation?

[protective_logic]

No. Sorry. I'm just... in a bad mood.

[alphawho]

No I mean. I wasn't really--I'm not upset? But uh yeah I mean I guess after shit's happened--

Okay how about I shut the fuck up and let you go about the rest of your day and see you when you get here.

[protective_logic]

Nevermind on the favor, but thank you for being willing.

[alphawho]

Wait, nevermind? Did you just change your mind about crashing?

[protective_logic]

I have serious doubts I'll actually be out of the house at that time.

[alphawho]

Are you okay? Do you need me to come over? Do you want me to take you to the bar instead?

[protective_logic]

Like I said, I don't think I can get out right about now. And no offense... you're not the most reliable when it comes to my love life. I'm not sure you have much in the way of experience.

[alphawho]

What, did something happen to your love life??

[protective_logic]

A lack of love life.

[alphawho]

Ouch, did you get dumped?

[protective_logic]

Other way around.