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[alphawho]

Sup. Can't reply, so, y'know, do the message thing and if I don't hate you I'll probably text you or something.

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[alphawho]

Are you okay? Do you need me to come over? Do you want me to take you to the bar instead?

[protective_logic]

Like I said, I don't think I can get out right about now. And no offense... you're not the most reliable when it comes to my love life. I'm not sure you have much in the way of experience.

[alphawho]

What, did something happen to your love life??

[protective_logic]

A lack of love life.

[alphawho]

Ouch, did you get dumped?

[protective_logic]

Other way around.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Wasn't working out, huh?

[protective_logic]

It's complicated. And the best choice for protecting this family.

[alphawho]

Breakups are usually complicated, yeah. So, what, a danger to people?

[protective_logic]

To our family.

[alphawho]

Which...must be a very recent development since you wouldn't date anyone who was one from the get-go.

[protective_logic]

It's because of what happened to Sigma.

[alphawho]

Did he kidnap Sigma? No? Then what's the reason?

[protective_logic]

Mercenaries are dangerous.

[alphawho]

They're fucking mercenaries, no fake they're dangerous! That doesn't keep us from being friends or boyfriends or whatever with them, jesus.

[protective_logic]

It should.

[alphawho]

They've never hurt us. Not the For Hires, anyway.

[protective_logic]

You're losing points here.

[alphawho]

Am I wrong about the For Hires not hurting us? Cuuuuuz, if I am, you should probably say so.

[protective_logic]

Seriously, hemorrhaging points.

[alphawho]

Seriously, not an answer.

[protective_logic]

Have a good day, Church.