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[alphawho]

Sup. Can't reply, so, y'know, do the message thing and if I don't hate you I'll probably text you or something.

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[alphawho]

Nah I'll cook you something. Or throw a box of cereal at your face. And yeah hold on I'll text you the address.
[And attached soon after, said address.]

[protective_logic]

You can cook?

[alphawho]

Depends on the definition of cooking.

[protective_logic]

Now I'm curious.

[alphawho]

I can cook basic fucking meals okay, what is this, an interrogation?

[protective_logic]

No. Sorry. I'm just... in a bad mood.

[alphawho]

No I mean. I wasn't really--I'm not upset? But uh yeah I mean I guess after shit's happened--

Okay how about I shut the fuck up and let you go about the rest of your day and see you when you get here.

[protective_logic]

Nevermind on the favor, but thank you for being willing.

[alphawho]

Wait, nevermind? Did you just change your mind about crashing?

[protective_logic]

I have serious doubts I'll actually be out of the house at that time.

[alphawho]

Are you okay? Do you need me to come over? Do you want me to take you to the bar instead?

[protective_logic]

Like I said, I don't think I can get out right about now. And no offense... you're not the most reliable when it comes to my love life. I'm not sure you have much in the way of experience.

[alphawho]

What, did something happen to your love life??

[protective_logic]

A lack of love life.

[alphawho]

Ouch, did you get dumped?

[protective_logic]

Other way around.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Wasn't working out, huh?

[protective_logic]

It's complicated. And the best choice for protecting this family.

[alphawho]

Breakups are usually complicated, yeah. So, what, a danger to people?

[protective_logic]

To our family.

[alphawho]

Which...must be a very recent development since you wouldn't date anyone who was one from the get-go.

[protective_logic]

It's because of what happened to Sigma.

[alphawho]

Did he kidnap Sigma? No? Then what's the reason?

[protective_logic]

Mercenaries are dangerous.

[alphawho]

They're fucking mercenaries, no fake they're dangerous! That doesn't keep us from being friends or boyfriends or whatever with them, jesus.